MAHU JADI KAYA I
Nama saja aku join skim cari duit ekstra melalui Nuffnang tapi haram aku tak pernah klik iklan kat situ. Tapi ada satu iklan yang menggamit-gamit nubari aku. Ya, iklan mengenai laman web Mudah.com.
Mudah.com macam laman web Lelong dan eBay. Cuma laman web ni lagi mudah dan senang. Tak banyak terma-terma yang peningkan kepala kau. Orang buta IT pun boleh jual barang-barang kat situ. Kau cuma perlu letak detel kau, barang apa nak jual, gambar dan nombor telefon. Tak perlu daftar. Tak perlu isi borang macam buat pinjaman bank. Semua mudah.
Ya, kau boleh jual apa saja. Rumah. Kereta. Rim. Helmet. Akuarium. Set golf. Baju pengantin. Tilam kekabu. Kerja kosong. Mesin basuh. Haha. Kau boleh jual apa saja.
Hmm. Sekarang aku tengah berkira-kira mau jual barang apa.
MAHU JADI KAYA II
Sedang aku survei barang-barang yang best untuk dibeli kalau murah tiba-tiba aku jumpa barang ajaib yang mamat ni nak jual.
Cuba korang tengok harga. RM2000!!
Wohoooo... Serius aku terkejut. Lagi aku terkejut kalau memang ada orang mau beli duit tu dengan harga RM2000. Wohooo!!
MAHU JADI KAYA III
Balik rumah aku bingkas membuka bekas plastik berisi duit dalam lemari [Metod kewangan ni aku panggil 'left pocket'. Nanti aku ajar korang dalam siri yang lain ya].
Wahai para peminat duit lama. Apakah kalian berani merebut tawaran hebat ini?! Ya, aku menawarkan:
RM5 - 1 keping.
RM2 - 1 keping.
RM1 - 2 keping. [Ada tandatangan gabenor BNM versi pendek dan panjang]
HARGA SEBENAR RM18,000!! --> harga adalah merujuk pada laman web penjual ringgit di atas.
HARGA SELEPAS DISKAUN = RM1500!!
Ya, ada pasti menyesal kalau tak merebut peluang seumur hidup ini. Satu khazanah negara yang tak ternilai harganya untuk tatapan generasi akan datang.
Hahaha! Emel aku secepat mungkin. Edisi limitasi. Hahaha!
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