K e l a m b u ~dia bukan psikiatris yang baik~

TAG - MACAM-MACAM SAYA

Tulis blog mesti istiqamah. Komited. Konsisten. Ketika minda terbelenggu, terfikir-fikir entri apa untuk ditulis, tag daripada cik Famia memang boleh dibuat entri. Biasalah blogger pun macam selebriti. Peminat pun nak tahu juga personaliti kita. Siapakah? Apakah? Kahkahkah? Tapi serius gila punya panjang tag ni.

Nama --> Kelambu
Sister --> 1
Brothers --> 2
Shoe size --> M
Height --> M
Where do you live --> Subang U5
Have you ever been on a plane --> Sekali
Swam in the ocean --> Pernah. Menyelam di pinggir pantai.
Fallen asleep at school --> Tak pernah. Terlelap saja.
Broken someone’s heart --> Pernah. Kot.
Fell off your chair --> Pernah. Masa sekolah.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call --> Gila ka apa?
Saved e-mails --> Ada. Save mesej forward, mesej bisnes cepat kaya [tapi haram tak buka], mesej statistik blog [haram tak buka juga].
What is your room like --> PC dengan monitor CRT [LCD sudah arwah], rak buku, almari kain koyak [kualiti kain bodoh], drawer, tilam gulung Siam yang best, bendera Malaysia sebagai langsir.
What’s right beside you --> Kipas. Ditala menghala dinding. Angin akan tempias sepoi-sepoi bahasa saja [gear 1 kipas macam helikopter]
What is the last thing you ate --> popia dan keropok lekor.

Ever had…
Chicken pox --> Pernah.
Sore throat --> Pernah. Telan makanan sakit amat.
Stitches --> Kat hidung sebab kena chicken pox. :P
Broken nose --> Tak ada. Hidung tak mancung pipi tak sorong.
Do you believe in love at first sight --> Yup. Banyak kali. Lelaki memang selalu in love at 1st sight banyak kali. Haha.
Like picnics --> Suka! Suka!

Who was/were…
The last person you danced with --> Menari joget masa annual dinner kat ofis lama dengan skandal cinta lokasi. Haha!
Last made you smile --> Kucing gemuk atas bumbung tak boleh turun di restoren Noor Hakim, Seksyen 3, Shah Alam.
You last yelled at --> Politikus Malaysia.

Today did you talk to someone you like --> Ya. Adik saya.
Kissed anyone --> Apakah? :P
Get sick --> Macam-macam.
Talk to an ex --> Tak ada.
Miss someone --> Banyakkkkk.. :P
Who do you really hate --> Politikus Malaysia dan pembikin filem bodoh.
Do you like your hand-writing --> Yup! Penuh seni.
Are your toe nails painted --> Dah memang original red nails.
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in --> Katil rumah sendiri di Kedah.
What color shirt are you wearing now --> Putih.
Are you a friendly person --> Tak. Sombong.
Do you have any pets --> Armadillo. Painted in my shirt.
Do you sleep with the TV on --> Kadang-kadang.
What are you doing right now --> Memikirkan apa yang Pak Lah tengah fikir.
Can you handle the truth --> Kejujuran kadangkala menakutkan [kata Faisal Tehrani, Cinta Hari-Hari Rusuhan]
Are you closer to your mother or father --> Secara fizikal, mother. Secara metafizik, father.
Do you eat healthy --> Saya memang mengira jumlah kalori setiap kali mengambil makanan.. :P
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex --> Hardcopy - buang. Softcopy - delete. Mindcopy [siapa yang tahu] :P
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to --> Lepak minum sorang-sorang.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time --> Saya tak hot saya kool.
Are you confident --> Tengok situasi.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago
Form 5.
- Terima gangguan seksual daripada sorang kawan.
- Tumbuk dan terajang kawan yang buat gangguan seksual [garang tak?].
- Ambil SPM dengan hensem dan dapat result tak berapa nak hensem.
- Kerja part time jaga exam bebudak UUM.
- Ambil lesen motor 3 kali baru pass [JPJ is funny].
- Ambil lesen kereta 1 kali terus pass.
- Dapat Suzuki Rongak [masa ni Suzuki hensem lagi]

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
- Beli rumah, kereta, superbike.
- Tunaikan impian emas famili dan kawan-kawan.
- Beli benda-benda yang rasa nak beli seperti yogurt, daging kanggaru, buku-buku, pc berkuasa tinggi, gajet elektronik.
- Pergi umrah, haji, Turki, USA, Perancis, England, Jepun, negara-negara komunis dan tempat bersejarah seluruh dunia.
- Beri bailout kepada golongan-golongan marhaen untuk merangsang pertumbuhan ekonomi [hati sikit punya mulia].

5 of my bad habits
- Semangat hangat-hangat taik ayam atau akronimnya 'sehatayam'.
- Bab-bab jalan memang fail. Sindrom ni kita panggil 'mapholoses' [perasaan lupa mengingati jalan].
- Terlalu fikirkan negara. Sindrom ini digelar 'negraconserno' [perasaan gundah setiap kali memikirkan tanah air].
- Keluh kesah. Ini kita panggil gejala 'kesashiway' [sejenis komplikasi jiwa dan minda yang berlaku secara tiba-tiba].

5 places I’ve lived/living
- Taman Sri Negeri, Alor Star.
- Flora 2, Subang.
- Shah Alam.

5+1 people I tag
- Anonymous